The Watchman
A fixed-scope monitoring & alerting setup for the system you already shipped.
Fixed price
fixed scope
- Timeline
- 5 business days
- Lane
- Wedge & Audit
- Meetings
- Zero by default
Fill out the form below — it takes under 3 minutes. You'll receive a Request Finance invoice within a few hours, pay by card or USDC (Solana), and work starts the same day. No call, no meeting.
What's live right now?
List the services you run and where things live. You'll receive an invoice within a few hours — pay by card or USDC (Solana). The 5-day clock starts on payment confirmation.
What's included
- Uptime, transaction, and health monitors on the exact services you run live
- Alerts routed where you actually look: Telegram, email, or a dashboard
- A runbook so you can read and triage an incident yourself
- Batteries of tests proving every alert fires before handoff
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